If you nail over 40 qualifiers, you’re spoiled…
Do you have:
(1 ) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an MP3 player
(4) a photo printer
(5) your own phone line
(6) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(7) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(8) DVD player in bedroom
(9) at least a hundred DVDs
(10) a childfree bathroom
(11) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(12) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(13) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(14) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(13) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(14) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels (600 thread count. We also only OWN two sets of sheets, period. Quality, not quantity.)
( ) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership
(16) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(17) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
(18) a walk-in closet or pantry
(19) a yard (WE OWN ONE)
(20) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(21) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(23) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(24) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(25) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
(26) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week (BOOKS!)
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(27) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(28) traveled out of the country
(29) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
(30) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle (I’ve been there, but it was too $$$)
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(31) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Oh, not quite spoiled! I thought I was a Jewish princess! :-p

It’s been slient in LJ land. I have this urge to holler “Hullo….. Anyone there?” and listen to it echo off webpages.


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